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Everyone else has a web site these days, so I figured, why not me, too?
Stupid Quotes
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT HER SILICON IS GOING TO HER HEAD!
"Most lies about blondes are false."
- Cincinnati Times-Star, headline THANK YOU!
Mistranslations
In a Japanese Hotel:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
"Drop your trousers here for best results."
In a Rome laundry:
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
Sign in a hotel corridor in Istanbul:
"Please to evacuate in hall especially which is accompanied by rude noises."
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JASON AND LESLIE(NUTS)
Taglines
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
Conserve energy... fart in a jar
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names.
Dont hate me because I'm beautiful.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
Drunk!...naught me - I'm Serfectly Pober Occifer!
Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
Questions To Ask Yourself
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
What does OK actually mean?
what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
Why do donuts have holes?
If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
I'll mainly use this site to post lots of favorite pictures of my friends and family. I'll update this site frequently, so make sure to check back.
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